Apr 23, 2010
Bleeding Earth - Zombification
"I found it on thy internet, liked it and thought of making it a song..."
Lyrics to Zombification:
"This guide was brought to you
In conjunction with thy zombie awareness council"
In Case of Zombies...
* Zombies exhibit poor spacial
Awareness and are therefore easy to sneak up on.
* Always aim for high ground.
You will be more difficult to eat.
* Never leave a man behind.
* Zombies are slow and dim-witted.
It may be possible to move amongst them undetected.
* Show no mercy.
She is not your mother anymore.
* Firearms make excellent zombie deterrents.
Just remember to aim for thy head.
* Zombies have difficult moving quickly.
It should be easy to outrun them.
* Sporting goods can be handy in a pinch.
* Failure to follow these instructions will
result in death or zombification.